nauticallou:

no better feeling than driving around on a summer night, windows down, screaming at the top of your lungs YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND YOU DON’T UNDERSTANDDDDDD WHAT YOU DO TO ME WHEN YOU HOLD HIS HANDDDDD

School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
Student: I got bullied.
School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?

lmaoblogger:

"I wonder what I should do today"

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ishipitlikeups:

klartie:

dad NO

OH MY GOD.

hatin:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

sextingyourfather:

you laughing but yo laptop wet dumbass

I wish that I could wake up with amnesia >> Michael Clifford (x)

snazziest:

Siri find me some self confidence

lotsaspaghetti:

*semi-popular cartoon from 1997 with semi-sexual reference* THIS SHOW GAVE ZERO FUCKS

zizino:

friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch

bombing:

couldn’t find my car keys so i just bought a new car

suspend:

HOW DO YOU EVEN CHOOSE A PROFILE PICTURE LIKE THAT THING IS SO STRESSFUL

mangosmoothie7:

my mom: you arent going to wear a bra?

me: everyone hav nipple

prettycolors:

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